Posts Tagged ‘funny headlines’

On my desktop sits a folder called “funnies.” Some of its contents date back to the earliest days of the internet, so I no longer remember their source. The internet circa 1973. I had a lot fewer bookmarks back then. But no matter: Whenever I’m having a rough day, the “funnies” file always brings a […]


I slept terribly last night. (As Steven Wright would say, “I made a few mistakes.”) Anyway … I thought I might sleep better tonight if I took a hot bath. So I grabbed the stack of magazines that had piled up while I was out of town. Then I drew a tubful of 218-degree water. […]