That’s *Captain* Heather Barbossa

09Nov11

I have a mole on my face that—if left untended—sprouts enough hairs to resemble a small tarantula. I also have downy cheek fuzz that makes me look a bit like an Ewok. And to add insult to injury, my furriness seems to be increasing with age. All of this to explain why I was searching […]

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